The scam.
Sometimes I wonder if Jakob is deliberately parodying his own persona. Not that it matters either way, I try not to take it seriously. My favorite used to be the bit about taxi lines as a ploy by the government, but this nipple thing may have topped it. For additional comedy, close your eyes and imagine Kevin from The Office reading that post.
I think that tighty-whities are a myth perpetuated by the bully industry as a way to keeping nerds in check and giving them wedgies.
That’s exactly what Jakob Lodwick wants you to think.