OH MY GOOD, GOOD GOD
My mind has just been completely blown; totally, completely obliterated. I just got offered a job at a production company in MUMBAI, INDIA. reblog this if you think i should take it. thank you for your participation.
Thank you SO much!! You are the best matchmaker ever.– Jane
Probably the best coffee-related banter I've heard...
J: (drinking tap water) woo! that's some strong coffee
C: Only in my wildest dreams does coffee come out of the sink.
J: Dream big.
Lee Rubenstein was a Frederator intern when he helped Dan out that first...– Frederator Studios Blog Hooray for recognition! Congrats, Lee
Gothamist: Video of the Day: Paying Rent to the Pay Toilet
I think, in a previous life...
…that I must have lived in central jersey, dated a guy named ‘Troy’ and spent all my time in the parking lot of a bowling alley, because stuff like this and this keeps randomly pppping into my head.
I have an impression, a strong impression i would have liked him very much as a...– Daniel Day-Lewis Breaks Down Talking About Heath Ledger - Entertainment on The Huffington Post
Click to clean your screen →
Thanks Graham! — webmarc
I drink your milkshake, even though I opposed drinking your milkshake four years...– Presidential milkshakes - Boing Boing
*Tumblr reblog poll*
Q: What is the name of your home wireless router? A: beans — lee A: comfort zone
Food poisoning sucks. I’m so upset that something I love so much could hurt me so bad. Up yours, food.
Tomorrow at 5PM will be the weekly fridge purge. All unmarked, rotting, and/or...– overheard at focus
New Favorite Thing →
Realizing My Dream of Weekly Food-Bloggage! →
His girlfriend is 22, a recent Drexel University grad who lives on Long Island....– Would You Take a Tumblr With This Man? | The New York Observer YAAAY! David and Amy!
Although the hirsute Wolf is a fan favorite known for his blood-curdling roar,...– The Mitchell Report on steroid use by the American Gladiators - By Justin Peters - Slate Magazine
I hear it's painless...
Casey: anything you need help with?
Sasha: assisted suicide?
Casey: i'll get the cynanide capsuls from the supply room
Gothamist: Chinatown Bus Runs Over Woman on Canal... →
Can I look at your internet?– Casey
The EPIC Tumblr Rock Party — david — rockuboff
Earlier this afternoon, CNBC’s Charlie Gasparino reported that some guy in...– DealBreaker I’m pretty sure this guy’s “personality” is worse than mine. KARMAAAAA!
I HEART ROCKBAND
49. Cry when you listen to Belle and Sebastian, then, still tearful, blog about...– From The Magazine : Radar Online : 100 Reasons You’re Still Single Now I know I’m not alone!
Sadly, it feels like the nerdiest, ugliest, meanest kids in the high school are...– Defamer